13 Things Proving My Son is Part Sasquatch

1. I could sail one of his shoes to France.


2. People keep making plaster casts of his tracks in our front yard.


3. Keeps bumping his head.


4. Against the sky.


5. Pats me on the head and says 'You're adorable' when I'm mad


6. See these shoes I'm wearing? They were his. Last week.


7. Walks to school in five easy steps.


8. His feet hang off the bed  . . . down the hallway out the front door into Minnesota.


9. Wears size 'Jesus Christ!' shoes.


10. Hunts his own food.


11. Can palm a wrecking ball.


12. Really, truly, ought to flush 8 times (but won't).


13. BBC keeps showing videos of him on their YouTube channel.