13 Things on Thursday: Poop Slang

Based on the response to Tuesday's feature, I'm including a list of preferred poop euphemisms for when someone pounds on the bathroom door and asks: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

1. Parking a Buick


2. Searching for Wi Fi


3. Combinatorial RNA Research


4. Occupying Wall Street


5. Playing Angry Birds


6. Hanging chad


7. Voting for Romney


8. Going Dark


9. Re-enacting episode 7 from last year's season of Glee


10. Ejecting a round


11. Yoga


12. Shots


13. Scrabblepooping.