Children’s Books for Precocious Youth

I was working on future book projects and came up with these fetching kid's books.

1. Alphabet Cassulet:
   A is for acidophilus
   B is for brachinacea
   C is for contrapuntal
   D is for dipsomaniac
   E is for existentialism


2. My Pet Giant African Land Snail


3. Everybody Poops: Academic Review of Fecal Humor in Early Childhood Educational Literature.


4. Goodnight Bassoon


5. Where the Wild Things Are: Statistical Analysis For Establishing Social Boundaries


6. Why Are You My Mommy?


7. Where the Sidewalk Ends: Jungian Archetypes and the Loss of Urban Micro Social Cultures


8. Spurious George


9. Schrödinger's Cat in the Hat


10. Green Eggs & Ham: Sustainable Agriculture and Carbon Footprint Reduction in Breakfast Food Production Techniques


11. My Two Mommies: An Argument for Human Egg Cloning