Saturday, January 24, 2009

Thursday's 13 Things That New Scout Merit Badges Should Cover


  1. Family Guy Trivia Merit Badge

  2. Talk Like Cartman Merit Badge

  3. Cut Your Finger While Carving Boobs into the Picnic Table Merit Badge

  4. Cry Like a Girl Because You're Scared of a Daddy Long Legs Merit Badge

  5. "This Lake has Awesome Graphics," Merit Badge

  6. "Does Our Tent Have WiFi?" Merit Badge

  7. Sink Your Canoe on Purpose Merit Badge

  8. Kick Your Senior Patrol Leader in the Balls Merit Badge

  9. Drink a 32 Oz. Chocolate/Watermelon/Mocha Shake Then Puke All Night Merit Badge

  10. Hold Your Poop Seven Days Merit Badge

  11. Texas Hold 'Em Merit Badge

  12. Secret Backwoods Private Club Start-Up Merit Badge

  13. Saying "Camp Sucks," So Much It Is Statistically Improbable Championship High Score Merit Badge


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5 comments:

  1. Lisa MitchelAugust 11, 2008 at 9:13 AM

    difference between chocolate and mocha?

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  2. Death By ChildrenAugust 11, 2008 at 9:23 AM

    Lisa, darling, please. Put down that three foot long cigarette holder and remove your Jackie Ohs and listen: chocolate is made from the familiar cocoa bean and mocha is made from distilled Siberian yak vomit.

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  3. samaraAugust 14, 2008 at 3:53 AM

    great website that will stop your kids from killing you ;-)
    great tips, http://hrbaby.com/

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  4. MelanieAugust 14, 2008 at 12:08 PM

    i look forward to hearing about these days from my young son.

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  5. GeosominAugust 18, 2008 at 9:46 AM

    "Drink a 32 Oz. Chocolate/Watermelon/Mocha Shake Then Puke All Night Merit Badge"

    I think I won this one in Girl Guides...

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