13 Things you don't want to hear while teaching your kid how to drive.

1. I learned this in BurnOut 4 . . .


2. I learned this in Grand Theft Auto . . .


3. I saw this in the Fast ad the Furious . . .


4. I learned this from mom . . .


5. What does this do?


6. &^%$#@!


7. I filled up with Diesel cause it's good for the environment.


8. I learned this from Wile E. Coyote . . .


9. How soon can I drift?


10. How many points for a dentist?


11. God, I'm so sleepy . . .


12. I could fit like seven girls in this car.


13. I could fit like seven boys in this car.