13 Things on Thursday I Could Have Been Doing Besides Standing In Line at the Doctor's Office With a Jug of My Daughter's Urine

1. Anything else.


2. Taking over Leichtenstein.


3. Learning how to spell Liechtenstein.


4. Smuggling ocelots.


5. Growing an elaborate beard.


6. Learning conversational Greek.


7. Pimping out a smart car.


8. Worrying about the economy (oh wait, I did that).


9. Shaving highly literate quotes into my sideburns.


10. Fixing the grammar on local produce center window signs (pickle's 88 cent's!)


11. Yo quieroing my taco bell.


12. Snake dancing on a black volcanic beach in the Maldives.


13. Getting some flash added on to my grill.