I'm always trying to come up with new things to procrastinate over. Today, my writer's bug got to me and I decided I needed to write some children's books for the precocious set. Here's a list of potential titles:
Alphabet Cassulet:
A is for acidophilus
B is for bactracious
C is for contrapuntal
D is for dipsomaniac
E is for existentialism
• My Pet Giant African Land Snail
• Everybody Poops: Academic Review of Fecal Humor in Early Educational Literature.
• Goodnight Bassoon
• Where the Wild Things Are: Statistical Analysis For Establishing Social Boundaries
• Why Are You My Mommy?
• Where the Sidewalk Ends: Jungian Archetypes and the Loss of Urban Micro Social Cultures
• Spurious George
• Schrödinger’s Cat in the Hat
• Green Eggs & Ham: Sustainable Agriculture and Carbon Footprint Reduction in Breakfast Food Production Techniques
• My Two Mommies: An Argument for Human Egg Cloning
I'm not sure about some of these, but "My Pet Giant African Land Snail" intrigues me for some reason.
ReplyDeleteHahah, Schrödinger’s Cat in the Hat would be pretty frightening.
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