13 Things on Thursday to Give Thanks For

1. O. Ba. Ma.


2. Tina Fey


3. Dwight Shroot


4. Robot Chicken


5. Ted Koppel


6. John Stewart


7. Plasma Screens


8. Portal


9. La Bouchon


10. Les Ris en Veau with a nice deep vintage red


11. Mont Blanc pens


12. Blue Chimay


13. Karaoke

Possible Books for Precocious Children

I'm always trying to come up with new things to procrastinate over. Today, my writer's bug got to me and I decided I needed to write some children's books for the precocious set. Here's a list of potential titles:

Alphabet Cassulet:

A is for acidophilus
B is for bactracious
C is for contrapuntal
D is for dipsomaniac
E is for existentialism

•    My Pet Giant African Land Snail
•    Everybody Poops: Academic Review of Fecal Humor in Early Educational Literature.
•    Goodnight Bassoon
•    Where the Wild Things Are: Statistical Analysis For Establishing Social Boundaries
•    Why Are You My Mommy?
•    Where the Sidewalk Ends: Jungian Archetypes and the Loss of Urban Micro Social Cultures
•    Spurious George
•    Schrödinger’s Cat in the Hat
•    Green Eggs & Ham: Sustainable Agriculture and Carbon Footprint Reduction in Breakfast Food Production Techniques
•    My Two Mommies: An Argument for Human Egg Cloning