13 Reasons Why Real Men Clean Better

1. Real Men sweep with a leaf blower.


2. Real Men don't mop: Real Men hose.


3. Real Men understand the toilet cleaning power of the Water Pik.


4. Real Men know the best music for cleaning house is porno.


5. Real Men know the best way to clean the fridge is to eat your way to the back.


6. Real Men know Vodka cleans anything.


7. Real mens KnOw VDkoa cleams anythings.


8. Real Men dust with a Hoover.


9. When Real Men wash reds with whites, they don't apologize. They just say "pink makes you look ten years younger."


10. Real men consider phone sales an act of war.