- Real Men sweep with a leaf blower.
- Real Men don't mop: Real Men hose.
- Real Men understand the toilet cleaning power of the Water Pik.
- Real Men know the best music for cleaning house is porno.
- Real Men know the best way to clean the fridge is to eat your way to the back.
- Real Men know Vodka cleans anything.
- Real mens KnOw VDkoa cleams anythings.
- Real Men dust with a Hoover.
- When Real Men wash reds with whites, they don't apologize. They just say "pink makes you look ten years younger."
- Real men consider phone sales an act of war.
Sunday, February 17, 2013
13 Reasons Why Real Men Clean Better
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so....you must be a REAL man....
ReplyDeleteThat wouldn't be the same water pik you put up your nose, would it? Everytime I read your new posting I get a tremendous EW factor. Why, oh why do I torture myself? But I just can't seem to stop....
ReplyDeleteNext time you have the need to scrub anything, swing over to your local home improvement warehouse and pick up the cleaning tool kit in which any of the brushes, pads or cloth attach to a drill!
ReplyDeleteChrome wheels? Sparkly and shiny.
Ring around the tub? Soap scum flees in fear of a scrub pad at 10,000rpm.
And a shop-vac run in reverse (put the hose on the exhaust port) makes a great duster/leaf blower in a pinch.
Rela men don't sweep with a leaf blower. They sweep with a 6.5 hp gasoline powered leaf vacuum.
ReplyDelete"Real Men understand the toilet cleaning power of the Water Pik."
ReplyDeleteMay I say...ew.
And I agree about the leaf thingamajig. A neighbor leant me one this fall...it was a helluva lot of fun. I'm sure you could use it inside if you wanted to (not gas powered of course!)
So is the lack of the last 3 reasons due to the power of vdkoa?
ReplyDeleteLove your site.
an act of war eh? party on wayne!
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