13 Things on Thursday I Could Have Been Doing Besides Standing In Line
at the Doctor's Office With a Jug of My Daughter's Urine
- Anything else.
- Taking over Leichtenstein.
- Learning how to spell Liechtenstein.
- Smuggling ocelots.
- Growing an elaborate beard.
- Learning conversational Greek.
- Pimping out a smart car.
- Worrying about the economy (oh wait, I did that).
- Shaving highly literate quotes into my sideburns.
- Fixing the grammar on local produce center window signs (pickle's 88 cent's!)
- Yo quieroing my taco bell.
- Snake dancing on a black volcanic beach in the Maldives.
- Getting some flash added on to my grill.
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