The Wet Willy Way: NINJA!

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WWW Technique #002: The Ninja

This technique is designed to teach the parent how to reconnect to their children through absurdity and laughter.

Method:

Wait until your kids is sitting quietly, lost in thought, then grab their forearm and loudly scream NINJA!

Why it works

It's funnier than hell. Seriously, nothing's funnier than surprising the crap out of your kids.

It's inclusive: your kids get to ninja you back.

It's ridiculous: it erodes tension and severity with absurdity.

It levels the playing field: Everyone gets really silly and competitive and tries so hard to find that perfect moment when everyone's forgotten about NINJA then yell NINJA!

Try it.

See. It works.