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Saturday, December 13, 2008

13 Things on Thursday Thouroughly Athenticating that the Terminally Stoned Have Finally Found the Internet, Dude!

  1. They've posted their favorite arts & crafts projects.
  2. They've taken up farming and are reporting their successes (hint--that ain't no monkey daddy)
  3. They're publishing their insane hippy ideals as progressive low tecLinkh solutions
  4. They're ranting about cow farts but totally disregarding whale flatulence. Maybe Greenpeace is wrong?
  5. They're posting proof of their grueling, ridiculous, volunteer vacations.
  6. They STILL THINK plants can talk
  7. They're think they're sh!t don't stink.
  8. They wrote this book and are promoting it as healthy yet not on any page is there a hamburger.
  9. They're using the internet to promote ACID!
  10. They're using the internet to flaunt their blatant bicyclism!
  11. They have used the power of the internet to design the perfect bong!
  12. They use the internet to hone their camouflage skills.
  13. They're green car kicks your green car's ass.
Posted by Bull Garlington at 3:50 AM
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