Monday, December 15, 2008

13 ways to say "My Cousin Marge is Visiting"



  1. Rampaging Orc Horde.

  2. Pierre is in Town.

  3. Crimson Tide.

  4. Monsoon Wedding.

  5. Mighty Mighty Bosstone.

  6. My Little Hula Girl is Playing Ragtime.

  7. Punctuation Marks.

  8. SHUT UP! JESUS! CAN'T YOU, JUST--GOD! I HATE YOU! GIMME A CIGARETTE!

  9. I LOVE YOU!

  10. SHUT UP!

  11. I'm working on my ribs sauce.

  12. You don't love me any more!

  13. Mommy's special time (hide the knives . . . )


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10 comments:

  1. Tom AccuostiOctober 22, 2007 at 11:39 AM

    Rampaging Orc horde?

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  2. katherine.October 22, 2007 at 12:46 PM

    the Painters are in.

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  3. Death By ChildrenOctober 22, 2007 at 1:28 PM

    You're right, I should've capitalized Horde. YES RAMPAGING ORC HORDE!!!!

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  4. azliyanaOctober 22, 2007 at 10:18 PM

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  5. RedOctober 23, 2007 at 5:18 AM

    Aunt Flow is visiting.

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  6. MelanieOctober 23, 2007 at 5:52 AM

    the red tide. :wink:

    but the shut up one sounds familiar. mostly its "come here saxy man" because I feel extra playful during that time. :wink:

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  7. Kitterman's KhaosOctober 23, 2007 at 8:36 AM

    LOL "hide the knives".
    They can;t find the hammer in my house, I have hidden it under my mattress. Shhhhhhhh
    much respect~d

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  8. wubbaOctober 23, 2007 at 8:58 AM

    In my house, we just say "5 days" as in "There's something wrong with anything that bleeds for 5 days a month and doesn't die."

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  9. DamnThoseWiffyDogsOctober 26, 2007 at 11:32 PM

    You should have added "Zerg rush" to go along with the "Rampaging Orc horde." :D

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  10. mumpleNovember 26, 2007 at 11:08 AM

    "Things are a little swampy today in Mumpleland."

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