13 things you don't want to hear from your daughter's boyfriend

1. How's the weather down there?


2. Sorry about breaking your fingers with my handshake.


3. I was voted most likely.


4. My Dad works in, uh, waste management.


5. Your blog is cute.


6. I bench 300.


7. Here's a hundred--buy yourself something nice.


8. Yeah, the '07 Mazarattis are nice but I prefer the custom '08 model my dad bought me--faster, you know?


9. My parents run a nude beach--we're meeting them for dinner.


10. I'll have her back by eleven. AM.


11. Yes, Ma'am.


12. Wanna see my Elvis impersonation?


13. Dad?