Chestnut from the Nut Chest

Getting into the Holiday Spirit, I offer you a gift, this handsomely wrapped BEST OF post from last year. I swear it's worth your time. Don't believe me? Check out this handy quote . . .

But I don't blog for myself--I do it for you, dear readers, and to give up merely because there were risks, discomforts, or potential blindness would be cowardly. I pressed on. I pressed the blunted pik into my left nostril, tilted my head 45 degrees to the right, flipped the switch, and blew the top of my skull off.

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